{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a belt made out of watches?","punchline":"A waist of time.","id":4}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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