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Crack Cloud are a Canadian musical and multimedia collective currently based in Calgary, Alberta, formed by drummer and frontman Zach Choy. Alongside the group's core musical members who perform live as a band, a large number of multimedia artists are also associated and operate simultaneously as an in-house production studio within the group, due to the project's strong focus on visual storytelling.
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The National Rural Fire Authority was a firefighting organisation in New Zealand from 1977 to 2017. It was responsible for overseeing the control of wildfires across the country by coordinating the activities of local Rural Fire Authorities. On 1 July 2017, it was merged with the RFAs and the New Zealand Fire Service to form Fire and Emergency New Zealand, who from then on had responsibility of the control of both urban and rural fires.
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