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Mendrisio San Martino railway station is a railway station in the municipality of Mendrisio, in the Swiss canton of Ticino. It is an intermediate stop on the standard gauge Gotthard line of Swiss Federal Railways.
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Sight For Sore Ears is the first video album from the rock band Poison, featuring all the Poison music videos from the first two albums, Look What the Cat Dragged In and Open Up and Say... Ahh! and also features behind the scenes footage and in depth interviews. The video compilation received gold certification. It was re-released on DVD in 2001 as part of Poison Greatest Video Hits.\nIt has also been certified by CAN gold.
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